This August 25, Justice Carries a Badge.

I've never been called for jury duty before now. I have a feeling after August 25, I'll never be called again.

I'd like to think it'll because of some “Let Justice rule, though the heavens fall” stand I'll take, but more than likely it'll be because somewhere in the selection process, I slip and reveal my bias, which will be so shocking to those who haven't been exposed to my Biff-ness that the clerk will make a notation in the files.