Monday, November 15, 2010

It's True. You're Not a Whore if It's for Charity.



“It's that time of year again. It's November, the time of year where men everywhere are sprouting patchy, little lip sweaters for Mo-vember. Movember is a cause in which men grow mustaches to help fight testicular and prostate cancer.

But you know who also hates cancer? Women hate cancer.

  • Cancer is a real a-hole.

  • Cancer steals titties.

  • Cancer steals balls.

  • I saw Cancer kick a dog.

  • Cancer loves Glen Beck and it hates nachos.

  • Cancer gave me crabs, and didn't even call me back. Thanks alot, Cancer.


As a woman, what can I do?

  • Most women can't grow a mustache—you know, I can't grow a full mustache.

  • Sure, I can grow a beard and a few hairs on my boobs, but that's it.


Women can have sex with a guy who has a mustache. That's why Asylum.com has established the women's answer to Mo-vember—
Have Sex with a Guy with a Mustache Day…You're not a whore if it's for charity. So women of the world, on November 18th, we ask you—we beg you!—bone down with a dude who has a mustache.

Together, we can eradicate cancer. Use your vagina to make a difference. Cancer doesn't stand a chance.

All right. Here's my sacrifice. Here's me throwing myself on the grenade, taking one for the team. If any ladies out there have trouble finding a mustachioed-American to bone down with, you can call me. I'll brush the crumbs off your cookie. Because that's the kind of guy I am—generous to a fault. One day, it'll be the end of me, but until then, I'll continue to do what I do. What can I say? I'm a giver.

1 Comments:

Blogger Redspect said...

"If you haven't any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble" to cure it
Help people, let's unite for one good cause, be a volunteer"save lives"!
mawaddainternationalaid

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