Having People Chant “Go! Go!” instead of “Go Away!” Would Be Nice, Too

I'm going down to the barbershop, and when they ask me what I'd like, I'm going to pop out my iPhone, start this video, and say, “That. When you're done, I want my hair to look like that.” It's part one of my Scarface-esque master plan: first, you get the conked 'fro; then, you get the Jimmy legs; then, you get the women. Women can't say, “No,” to the Jimmy legs. True story.