"All Pigs Are Created Equal, but Some Pigs Are More Equal than Others"

"My country tis of thee,
"Sweet Land of ...

"Excuse me? Why, yes, officer, I did vote absentee in the last election. Why? Oh, you're just curious, and would like to ask me a few follow-up questions? Sure. Just let me finish this song.

"...liberty,
"Of Thee I sing.
"Land where our fathers died..."