Even with Their Unsuitable Meanings, They're Better Than "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello"

"Chlamydia! Chrysalis! Girls! Come on! Collect your things. It's time to go!

"What? Oh, yes, yes, their mother and I knew what their names meant when we christened them. Of course, we did. But they sounded so lovely when we said them &mdash 'Chlamydia,' 'Chrysalis'&mdash felt so right dancing off our tongues each time we spake them, we couldn't help ourselves.

"Now, ...

"Anusitis! Anusitis! Where has that damn dog got to?"