Duuuude, Like, Type in "Internet Pimp Baltimore." Duh-Uh!

Do you remember how the Internet was going to bring us one step closer to Enlightenment, help us solve our intellectual and social woes via the wholesale sharing of ideas and common interests? It's hard to recall &mdash isn't it? &mdash particularly, after this. Oh, what naive kids we were back then! [Insert reflective sigh, here.]

Oh, well, back to porn.