A World without Twinkies?! Nooooooooo! I Don't Want to Live! I. Don't. Want. To Live.

The ovens will Keep the Twinkies coming for a while longer

A Federal bankruptcy judge has approved a $50 million loan to Interstate Bakeries. That'll let the maker of Wonder Bread and Hostess Twinkies keep operating for another month.

Actually, since they pump those things with the kind of preservatives that sustain things in half-lives, not days and weeks, even though I haven't had a Twinkie in years, I bet you can see the fragments of that bad boy glowing in my bowels at night from space, like little chewed Twinkie hands on a glow-in-the-dark gastrointestinal watch. So even if they don't get a loan, it's okay. I'm good.