Richard Gere Spotted in Savannah, Georgia, Trying to Pass as a 25-Year-Old Coke Head

Police are looking for two women they say sexually assaulted a man with a pair of cooking tongs in a drug-related attack. Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan police say the victim, a 25-year-old man, awoke Saturday morning with a metal object protruding from his body.

...The victim's cousin took him to Memorial Health University Medical Center Saturday after he complained of pain. Doctors surgically removed an object identified as "one half of a pair of food tongs," and turned it over to police.

...The two women are wanted on aggravated sexual battery charges, but police say they aren't having much luck find them.

"We have no descriptions of the women, being that (the victim) is not cooperating with the police," police spokesman Sgt. Mike Wilson said. "And there's little we can do to urge cooperation."

Why they can't get the fingerprints off the tongs is beyond me. Or have I been watching too much CSI?