There's a Sarcophagus in France with a Better Social Life Than Mine

..."Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on a statue....

Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.

Lewd acts and indecent rubbing: Good times, good times -- if memory serves me.