"Lewd, Lascivious, Salacious, Outrageous!"
Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls. If You've Been Arrested for Murder and You Can't Come Up with $875/hour, It Tolls for Thee.
Well, that use to be the case. It's not anymore. Now, it tolls for everyone:
That's right. Johnnie Cochran, defense attorney to America's shooting, stabbing, punching, and molesting stars has died.
Consequently, the rappers, professional athletes, B-List actors and musicians of the world and most everyone with a grudge and a race card -- or, simply, "Johnnie's Kids" -- will have to go straight, give up their shananigans and tomfoolery to avoid the just fruits of their lack of labor.
Those of us who derive great pleasure from watching their antics and monkeyshines mourn Mr. Cochran passing.
Well, that use to be the case. It's not anymore. Now, it tolls for everyone:
That's right. Johnnie Cochran, defense attorney to America's shooting, stabbing, punching, and molesting stars has died.
Consequently, the rappers, professional athletes, B-List actors and musicians of the world and most everyone with a grudge and a race card -- or, simply, "Johnnie's Kids" -- will have to go straight, give up their shananigans and tomfoolery to avoid the just fruits of their lack of labor.
Those of us who derive great pleasure from watching their antics and monkeyshines mourn Mr. Cochran passing.
posted by Biff Loman at 9:59 AM
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