"Would You Like a 'Happy Ending', Sir" "No, Thanks. Removing that Spewing Garden Hose from My Rectum Should Be Happy Ending Enough"

Police charge there's more to Garden State Colon Hydrotherapy than just cleaning the nether regions.

Instead of high-colonics, authorites say, the clinic was selling sex....

Police became suspicious because they saw only men entering the back door of the clinic.

[Insert own "Back Door" joke here.]