Against the Peace and Dignity of the State

A Texas lawyer was arrested yesterday and charged with offering to provide legal services in exchange for a sex act and some hot girl-on-girl action. According to cops, Steven Copenhaver, 56, solicited the "deviate sexual intercourse" from the wife of a prospective client and the woman's sister-in-law. ...During a visit last month to Heavin's home, Copenhaver allegedly told her--and the woman's sister-in-law, Malinda Tilley--exactly what he was looking for (you'll have to read the document for the dirty details).

Please do. Then, let me know what's funnier to you, that a lawyer was offering his services in exchange for sexual favors, or that the police report states, "Leigh said that Steven Copenhaver wanted a blow-job and also wanted to see one of them suck the others tits while the other one ate her pussy," and closes with "Against the Peace and Dignity of the State."