Oh! and Kids, Stay in School

The lawsuit claims Jenkins' face, neck, arms, torso and legs were severely burned last July after the cigarette ignited methane gas leaking from a pipe underneath the toilet unit.

When I struck the lighter, the whole thing just detonated -- the whole top blew off,' said Jenkins, a methane power plant operator with North West Fuels Development Inc.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Smoking Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, and May Complicate Pregnancy. It may also cause you to ignite into a feces-covered ball o' flames if you do it in a Port-O-Potty. The general is surprised he has to tell you this.