This Jackson Trial Is More Entertaining than I Thought

If witnesses such as McCoy, meanwhile, helped the defense refute the conspiracy charge, then Neverland workers, past and present, helped refute the notion that Jackson corrupted his accuser.

Security guard Shane Meredith testified that he caught the accuser and his younger brother with a half-empty bottle of wine. …

Ex-chef's assistant Angel Vivanco said, per reports, that the accuser demanded snack foods--"Give me the f--king Cheetos"--and a spiked milkshake.

Substitute mom for maid, and you get a idea of Biff: The Teenage Years.