"Do It Before I Get Old Testament on Your Bike-Riding Ass"

For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:

A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace.
A time to celebrate, and a time to unclog your gaping mangina.

Dude.

Seriously.

(Thanks to The Hot Librarian for posting that shot.)