That's How Good It Is To Be Oprah

"People were in the store and they were shopping. Oprah was at the door and she was not allowed into the store," Gayle King, a friend of Winfrey who witnessed the incident, told syndicated TV show "Entertainment Tonight." "Oprah describes it herself as `one of the most humiliating moments of her life.'"

Yeah, being denied the privilege of purchasing $350 scarves and $6,000 handbags after hours is pretty much the zenith of the humiliation pyramid. Being pulled on I-395 on the way to your cousin's wake and frisked on the hood of your car while your mother gets watched like a hawk for any sudden moves she might make in the passenger seat pales in comparison.