*ACTUAL TRUTH MAY VARY--particularly in the sketchier areas of human knowledge and achievement: business, mathematics, the hard sciences, and the like -- oh! and economics. (I really suck at economics.)
Last Friday, the Seattle Times got wind of an Associated Press item about a local man who died after having sex with a horse."
posted by Biff Loman at 2:59 PM
"A wild ass of a man, with his hand against everyone, and everyone's hand against him, living at odds with all his kin." — Genesis 16:12
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Darn it! I've been scooped on another story idea!
Incidentally, the person who really deserves some sympathy is the poor police detective who has to sit through hours of videotape, watching depraved sickos engage in "equine romance" to figure out who else was involved.
Where's PETA when you actually need them?
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