Harry Potter and the Hanoi Hilton

Stiv dropped Harry with a fat one to the mug and tossed him behind the couch. He didn't need the kid around for what came next.

...Thi Nhung's belly was heavy with the cheap green tea they used on nights like this.

"I ready, hot shot," she giggled.

Stiv got on his back and shimmied under the thick glass coffee table.

"All aboard!" he yelled, as Uggs helped her climb up.

Finally, there's a Harry Potter story for those of us who don't quite get the Rowling Harry Potter stories.

I can hardly wait for the movie. (What's David Lynch doing these days?)