I Hate to Break It To You, Ms Reed, but If Your Daughter's in an American High School, She's Already Been Exposed to Oral Sex.

Shame really is a brilliant book, and it's completely inoffensive, unless you take umbrage at sentences like 'Fuck me in the mouth, pimp, go suck your grandson's cock' (page 251) and 'I shit on your words. Your balls dropped too soon and you got the hots, no more to it than that' (page 23)."

Guess what just got bumped to the top of my reading list? Sorry Harry Potter. Daddy needs some adult time.