Maureen Dowd Has Written an Insightful Piece on Feminism: "40 Years Later," which I'm Ignoring Largely to Focus on This One Unrepresentative Sentence

Sex Trick 4: "Place a glazed doughnut around your man's member, then gently nibble the pastry and lick the icing . . . as well as his manhood."

That's all fine and good for her, but what about my needs, my desires, my wants? Where's my doughnut?

Man, patriarchy sucks. Someone needs to fight the power.