If Blogger Wants to Keep Me Happy, They'll Look into This

He came to fame with OneTel's 'The Dude'. Now Adam Long's onto something saucier.

Long's latest character is an Indian swami putting an automotive twist on the ancient sex guide, the Kama Sutra ... called the Car-ma Sutra.

You guessed it, it's an illustrated guide to car sex, featuring positions such as the 'Backseat Monsoon'.

Long's alter ego, professor of oriental eroticism Dr A S Longalinga, says he has already proved to be a traffic-stopper in Sydney.

He says the launch of Car-ma Sutra in Bourke Street last week was stopped by police during an in-car demonstration last week.

For such things, he has a demonstration assistant (pictured).

Can I have a demonstration assistant? Blogger? Anyone?