Next Time, Just Use the Del Key

On 11-08-05, Sgt. Doug Pierce notified Lt. Michael Ewing of a complaint concerning D/S Jack Munsey using his car video to inappropriately videotape females. Sgt. Pierce advised he had received information that D/S Munsey was positioning his assigned patrol car in the area of the outdoor showers at the public beach in order to videotape females showering with his in-car video system

Your honor, Biff Loman for the defense.

Did I say, "defense"? Well, I meant, "Hero," because that's what my client is, a small piece of the thin blue line separating us from savagery and anarchy, a man thanklessly serving the public one shift at a time, never knowing which ray of bright Florida sunshine will be his last, never knowing when he might be called on to take one for you, me, a thonged, preternaturally developed minor, or, maybe even some puppies.

And it gets lonely out there on the mean boardwalks of this city, your Honor, so very lonely. . . .

What?

Yes, my client is prepared to go to jail today.