"Why, You're Not the Regular Chit Picker" [Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow]

Scientists are struggling to save the fast-disappearing bonobo, the gentle 'hippie chimp' known for resolving squabbles through sex rather than violence. . . .

'Bonobos are an icon for peace and love, the world's 'hippie chimps,'' said Sally Coxe of the Washington-based Bonobo Conservation Initiative. 'To let them die off would be a catastrophe.'

The animals are known for greeting rival groups with genital handshakes and sensual body rubs.

They are, also, known for their robes, their oils, and their cheesy facial hair or "porn-staches," if you will.