Written by Someone Who's Never Met My Penis, the Pudgy, Myoptic, Asmatic on the Cock Block

Your Penis Is Perfect

When peeing, a man is afforded a brief ritual of contemplation combined with a very intimate moment with his member. This urinal mat offers a thought for him to consider. If men loved their penes, perhaps the world would be a happier place.

And loving them a little less probably wouldn't hurt, either.