Thursday, July 20, 2006

Written by Someone Who's Never Met My Penis, the Pudgy, Myoptic, Asmatic on the Cock Block

Your Penis Is Perfect


When peeing, a man is afforded a brief ritual of contemplation combined with a very intimate moment with his member. This urinal mat offers a thought for him to consider. If men loved their penes, perhaps the world would be a happier place.


And loving them a little less probably wouldn't hurt, either.

1 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

Well Biff,
I'm thinking you're right, since I see so many men grabbing it, they're either in love with it or they're checking to make sure it hasn't fallen off.

7:06 PM  

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