Britain has a Minister of Women: Who Knew?

Johanna Dray is breathtakingly beautiful, with shoulder-length black hair and big, dark eyes. When she stands up, however, she reveals what has kept her out of most major fashion magazines and catwalks in Europe, including this month's Paris fashion shows: a voluptuous figure clad, one recent evening, in chic black pants. . . .

At 5 feet 9 inches, and wearing the equivalent of a size 16 -- the pear-shaped model declines to say exactly how much she weighs but appears to the casual observer to be somewhere between "generous'' and normal -- she is certainly not fat by American standards, but perhaps a bit heavy to the ever weight-conscious French.

"Between 'generous' and normal": Mmmm, yeah, welcome to Biff Country.