Thursday, October 12, 2006

Now, Is the Time on Sprockets When We Laugh



You people all have hands
Ze are all normal hands
Five fingers und some hair
But mine are very bare.

Do you know why? I'll tell you why.

MY HANDS ARE BANANAS!

Un frau stripes und also frau spots. . .

Keep ze monkeys away from my hands!
We are ze monkeys. We are ze monkeys

Eine, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht.
Now, clap like this [clapping]

Beware ze milky pirate. Beware ze milky pirate.
Beware ze milky pirate. Beware ze milky pirate.


That's good advice, I don't care who you are.

You know, I use to worry about the next generation. Now, not so much. They're going to be all right.

Buffalo.

Buffalo
.

4 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

Sprockets was my fave on Saturday Night Live. That's where I learned to dance.

6:27 AM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Then, this is for you: "I am so overcome with anticipation that my genitals have been sucked into my body cavity."

11:42 AM  
Blogger reenee said...

I cannot believe I watched all 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
I need to be slapped.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

At least, you got to see his monkey.

7:13 PM  

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