Costumes from Japan: Theirs Is the Superior Society
From the world famous “Party Costume” line of party costumes, we have here a bodysuit patterned with what appears to be one of those Magic Eye things. “Don’t focus on my ass. Focus through it.”
Believe me: there are more costume designs awaiting you in the Land of the Sagging Scrotum, but none that I want more.
I mean, I could so rock that. And during the rest of the year, I could use it for pajamas.
posted by Biff Loman at 1:09 PM
4 Comments:
It's been a while since I've seen such a frightening selection of costumes. . .
Wait! I forgot about the ones I saw at work today.
And you went as. . . ?
A sexy witch. Given the reactions, I might have to rethink this choice next year.
Yeah, I can see that. Some people are so narrow-minded that they let the whole bride of Satan-Black Sabbath naughtiness blind them to the sexy. Sick-os. You might have to go with as a nurse or French maid or librarian or member of Congress next year, you know, dumb it down, so they can enjoy the sexy with everyone else.
Notice how I assumed when you said, "rethink," you meant the "witch" part of the costume? I did that because -- and I think I speak for everyone when I say this -- rethinking the "sexy" would be wrong.
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