*ACTUAL TRUTH MAY VARY--particularly in the sketchier areas of human knowledge and achievement: business, mathematics, the hard sciences, and the like -- oh! and economics. (I really suck at economics.)
Judge: Courtney Love, I sentence you to 3 months probation, and to check yourself into a narcotics treatment program.
Courtney: Well, I sentence you to eating a big pile of shit. You know what you are? You're a . . . Hold on a second. [Rummages through her purse.] You're a motherfucking, cock-sucking donkey-raper.
posted by Biff Loman at 12:34 AM
"A wild ass of a man, with his hand against everyone, and everyone's hand against him, living at odds with all his kin." — Genesis 16:12
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