Christian Porn: "Did Someone Pray for a Meat-Lover's Pizza?" Bow-Hallelujah!-Bow-Wow
"Oh, my goodness, there are so many people to thank. My biggest thanks, of course, is to god, who gave me the strength and the acting ability to deliver his message. Every time I spread my legs, I feel like I'm spreading the word of god."
Finally, a religion I can get behind.
I just hope the baptisms aren't conducted under Golden Showers, because, seriously, I don't do that anymore.
posted by Biff Loman at 9:42 PM
2 Comments:
Uh, thank you Biff, for going where others no doubt fear to tread in order to bring us the best of the internet.
Normally I avoid church, too much guilt, but this certainly deserves a look-see.
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