Since They Didn't Shoot Him, I'm Guessing Justin Stasney Is White

Justin Stasney might have had a good reason for not responding to officers who surrounded his home. He was asleep in a recliner when the SWAT team found him after a four-hour standoff, authorities said. . . .

Officers surrounding the home first heard breaking glass and other noise, but then heard nothing from Stasney despite making calls on a telephone they were able to get into the house and talking to him over a patrol car's loudspeaker, authorities said.

A second SWAT team went around the back of the house after about four hours and saw Stasney asleep in a chair, Jenkins said.

Officers entered stealthily and woke Stasney up to arrest him. He's been charged with discharging a firearm into a residence, but could face additional charges, Jenkins said.

What additional charges are they going to bring against him? felonious glass breaking? criminal neglect of a ringing phone with intent to sleep? slumbrous congress with a LaZ Boy recliner? keeping a Southern police force out of Krispy Kreme for 4 hours while the "Hot Doughnuts Now" light is on? What?

I can't wait to see what they dig up for this.