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Valentine's Day: Bad Gift Ideas
It's your prerogative, of course, to ignore all of our Valentine's Day suggestions and find a gift on your own. But we'd like to steer you away from certain items, which may be top-quality products but probably aren't the wisest choices for February 14. For more party-of-one fun, check out the rest of our Love Stinks feature.
This is a bad idea? In what cock-eyed world is buying a horse and jockey set for you and your sweetie to prance around in on Valentine's Day wrong? Did the person classifying these things not see the riding crop? Seriously, it's not like it's a crotchless horse suit. I could see someone saying that wouldn't be romantic. No, no, actually, I can't. That would rock even more. Because if getting ridden to the breaking point and having your partner smack your flanks with a crop to get even more out of you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
It's your prerogative, of course, to ignore all of our Valentine's Day suggestions and find a gift on your own. But we'd like to steer you away from certain items, which may be top-quality products but probably aren't the wisest choices for February 14. For more party-of-one fun, check out the rest of our Love Stinks feature.
Race Horse Costume
This is a bad idea? In what cock-eyed world is buying a horse and jockey set for you and your sweetie to prance around in on Valentine's Day wrong? Did the person classifying these things not see the riding crop? Seriously, it's not like it's a crotchless horse suit. I could see someone saying that wouldn't be romantic. No, no, actually, I can't. That would rock even more. Because if getting ridden to the breaking point and having your partner smack your flanks with a crop to get even more out of you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
posted by Biff Loman at 11:42 PM
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Because if getting ridden to the breaking point and having your partner smack your flanks with a crop to get even more out of you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
You super freak you.
Oh yeah, thanks for the cool links.
I live to serve, my mistress.
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