Until Now, I Thought Tom Cruise Was Evil

In the year 2017, an eight-year-old, gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp. He was granted three wishes: the first, a fur jacket; the second, a flying car; and the third, was a planet full of unicorns. This is the story of that planet. . . Planet Unicorn, Heyyy.

Actually, they didn't have to say the eight-year-old boy was gay. You kind of get that.