Why, You're Not the Usual Peanut Delivery Man! (Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow)

Thomas and Robert are applying the know-how developed to assist human reproduction to save species at the brink of extinction and to fill the void in their lives created by urban ennui. They are the world leaders in animal manipulation.

To collect semen from Jackson, Thomas will have to stimulate the bull elephant -- but not where you might expect.

Thomas: An ejaculation in the elephant can be triggered by massaging the prostate. And the best way to get to to the prostate is through the rectum. Penile massage doesn’t work; it’s even contra-productive because there’s a zone on the penis when you touch it, the elephant starts to flick -- on the elephant with the penis -- and that can even knock you off your feet because on an elephant that’s such a strong movement.

BBC Bastard: Have any of your colleagues suffered from that?

Thomas: Well, there’s a famous colleague that got a black eye from penis banging

I learned two things from that video: one, by the enthusiasm he brought to the task, I think it is safe to say, Thomas really loves massaging elephant prostates and, two, I’ve been going about it all wrong.