Here at "Piss and Guzzle" How Do We Make Alcoholism Affordable? Why, the Old Fashion Way, of Course. We Cut Out the Middle Man

When people ask me why I never married, I tell them "because I want to marry a girl just like dear, old mom, and they don't make 'em like that anymore." It appears, I was wrong, so very, very wrong. As we all can clearly see, I was looking in the wrong places. My bad.

P.S. Hi, Momma!