Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Proof that Pleasuring Females Is a Learned Behavior; Genetically, Males Haven't a Clue


Judging from her reaction to his technique, I think it's time a certain primate -- I'm looking at you Bobo -- learned how to use simple tools that vibrate and throb. And fast.

Coco's only going to be happy counting grains of sands until you climax for so long. Then, she's going to go looking for a chimp who knows what a banana is for.

3 Comments:

Blogger reenee said...

We knew this all along. This is why finding a good pupil is essential.

11:43 PM  
Blogger Bryan Gates said...

Bobo, that better not be the hand you use for throwing feces

8:45 AM  
Blogger Biff Loman said...

Don't worry about Bobo. When the time comes for flinging poo, he'll be ready. I've never worked with him, but I can tell. That simian's a professional. When the crowds form, not only will he have his hands in perfect form, he'll bring his A-Game.

1:29 PM  

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