I'm Guessing Master Sugoi Is in the Emergency Room a Lot with Unexplainable Paper Cuts on his Genitals, but as I Said, I'm Just Guessing

Good afternoon. And we are going to begin the origami vagina by Master Sugoi.

We started with a traditional piece of square paper. . . .

Fold it up, and we open the figure, so we have three running lines. We take one side and we fold to where these hips meet on the panel. . . Press it down. Fold just the tip back. Now, we bring a fold from both edges to the center as if you were forming the point to a paper airplane. This will become the clitoris.

Take the whole figure, and bend it over backwards, releasing the labia. Take the outer folds, bring them out, bringing the clitoris tip up, and bring it back. Blunt the end. (No need for a sharp object in a clitoris.) And we open the sides of the labia aaaaaaand crush.

If your figure seems to unfold as mine does here, simply force it back underneath. At the bottom, we make a simply overlap to complete the vagina.

This one is a little sloppy.

God? Is that you?