My Friends Send Me Things

"I was watching . . . Me and my momma was watching this movie, and this man had kick him . . . [Deep Breath] The man . . . I . . . was fend to . . . tried to punch him . . . He kicked him down on the ground. When he was fend to kick him while he was on the ground, do you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis.

"He was injured, injured bad."

And den the injured man called Blue Cross/Blue Shield, and do you know what they did? They sent a claim representative over to tell him they didn't cover "kicks" to the groin.

And to take his wallet.

[Shakes head in disbelief] That man forgot all about the pain in his groin.