Wow, 2.7ins? That's like a Training Penis
NEARLY half of all men are unhappy with the size of their willies — for no good reason, a study claims.
Researchers say there is no need to worry as 85 per cent of women ARE satisfied with their partner’s penis proportions.
The study found GIRTH matters more than length to 90 per cent of women. The 60-YEAR worldwide research — led by Dr Kevan Wylie of the Royal Hallamshire Hospital in Sheffield — analysed 12,000 willies and quizzed 50,000 adults.
The average erect penis was 5.5ins to 6.2ins long (14cm-16cm) and 4.7ins to 5.1ins (12cm-13cm) in girth.
The study defined a small penis as one less than 2.7ins (7cm) long.
I have a friend with a knack for seducing men with really small penises. (The men have small penises; she doesn't use small penises to seduce them. You got that, right?) One day, when she complaining about her luck, I suggested she place a ruler like the one above outside her bedroom door with a note attached to it that read like one of those signs you see at amusement parks: "Must Be This Long to Ride this Vagina." She thought I was joking, didn't follow my advice, and so, her Puppetry of the Penisette love life continues. The poor thing.
If you're the praying sort, when you hit your knees tonight, say a little prayer for Hannah. I know she'd do it for you.
posted by Biff Loman at 9:21 AM
3 Comments:
While the ruler outside the bedroom door does work, I suggest adding a "girth checker" as well, because as the majority of respondents declared, it truly is much more important.
True, so true. And while mine is only 6.5" long, it IS as big around as a beer can...
And with that comment, you've staved off any questions from me about what it takes to makes a marriage work.
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