For the Record, I'm Extremely Vagina-Friendly—Even When Salma Isn't Around, which Is Always

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin says he is “a vagina-friendly Mayor.”

Nagin made the remark while welcoming the author of the Vagina Monlogues, Eve Ensler to the city to promote the “V-Day” celebration in New Orleans next month.

Scheduled to appear during 2 days of educational, cultural and entertainment events at the New Orleans Arena and Louisiana Superdome, are Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda, Glenn Close, Salma Hayek, Sally Field, Christina Lahti and Faith Hill. …

“She (Ensler) started describing the event, and you know what, … I didn't know anything about it and she started to describe this event—look, you know I've got a script and … I was absolutely blown away at how awesome this work is. I mean, she is doing God's work. So, I stand before you, a vagina-friendly Mayor.


Way to go out on a limb, there, Mayor Nagin—or it would be, except everyone is vagina-friendly when Salma Hayek is around. So you can stop breaking your arm off, patting yourself on the back. You're as transparent as Ms. Hayek's pants.