“I Had a Limp and Complained until I Met a Woman with an Ragged Rectum. Then, Not So Much”

A German retiree — not pictured above — is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.


Well, yeah. You wouldn't want to give those guys another crack at it (pun intended). You might wake up from your next trip under the knife to discover they'd given you a penis.

And although I'm prepared to be proved wrong on this, I don't think a “limp and a penis” is a good look on a woman (too busy).