You Mean Everyone's Favorite Billionaire Baroness Is Also a Negress? Now, I Don't Like Her

Thanks to her support for Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey is now one of the most reviled women in America. In her presidential endorsement the once-beloved talk show host chose race over gender, thus earning the scorn of millions of old white women who had never before suspected their favorite billionaire media baroness was of the Negro persuasion. Now that the cat's out of the bag, Oprah's popularity has eroded considerably.

Once, a whopping 74 percent of Americans liked her. By December of 2007, a month she spent shilling for Obama, her favorability ratings sunk to around 55 percent — about on par with Adolf Hitler shortly after he was found raping a crippled baby in a Minneapolis airport men's room.


The key is that for the first time, a black person isn't worse than a white world leader who has raped a crippled babies. Who says American hasn't made any racial progress.

Oh, yeah, swing low, sweet chariot. I've seen it all. Come on and take me home.