And, Yes, that Creepy, Mustachioed Registered Sex Offender Is in All of the PSAs

Planned Parenthood has posted some new public service announcements on its web site that are giving the Family Research Council fits. That should be expected. The Family Research Council is basically a Christian Right tea party, chockablock with Bertha-better-than-you's obsessed with the idea that someone somewhere is having more fun with genitals and toys than they will ever have with scripture and bibles. And that obsession has put them in a mind for some cock blocking.

So let's play a game. Watch this video and count the things that will give the average Family Research Council member the vapors so severely that they shart themselves in outrage and piety.

The winner will get a $100 gift certificate to Seattle's-own Babeland.*

* This prize has already been claimed**

** There was never any prize. Duh. Please see masthead disclaimer about actual truth varying.