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[CNN REPORTER]: His father was Muslim, and he’s a Christian.


Quinnell: Yeah , but he’s still got Muslim in him. So that’s still part of him.

That's true. I remember when the researchers mapping the human genome discovered the Muslim gene. “Eureka!” they shouted. “Right where we thought it would be, beside the Goat-Herding Kenyan gene. Good work, everyone.” It was a great day for Science and all humankind.