There's a “Stuffing Her Ballot Box” Joke to be Made Here, but I Won't Make It.

Everyone—even 6'5" dudes—is planning on being Sarah Palin for Halloween this year. …

But don't just throw on a wig and glasses—there are so many angles on dressing up as Sarah!

Beauty Pageant Palin: …we got ahold of PR at the Ricky's Halloween store. She suggested this. “We've created a Sarah Palin costume. It's a sash that says ‘Ms. Alaksa’ on one side and ‘Ms. Vice President’ on the other. It comes with glasses.”


And don't forget the flute. Just think of how many Levi Johnstons you'll pull with that instrument and this line: “And this one time, at band camp.”

You're welcome.