As with Most of My Bad Ideas, if There's a Downside, I'm Not Seeing It

Until now, I'd never thought of Richard Simmons as a role for sexy costume playtime, but all of a sudden, I want to wear striped shorts and scream “Yeah, swim to daddy! Come on, swim, baby! Swim!" Ahh, yeah, I think I can make that work. I just need to find the proper medium for sexy swimming.

I'll get back to you.