“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

If you're looking at that shirt and thinking, “Oh, man, a shirt like that would so get me laid,” you are right to think so. It would. It totally would. (Pardon me for not pissing on the dreams of the deluded and enfeebled.)

Getting laid aside, I prefer shirts that are more about attitude, that say something about who I am and what I have learned over my almost five decades on this rock. For instance, I've learned a little Spanish. I know what the word “pendejo” means. I love this t-shirt.