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How to Defend Yourself against Someone Attacking You

Gavin McInnes: Obviously, you don't want to be in an attack. You want to avoid it at all cost, so the normal instincts of not going out late at night, and going into heavily populated areas, well-lit areas, is primary. But if you do find yourself in a bad situation, you need to be ready to defend yourself.

So, I'm going to show you first how to deal with an attacker if he has a knife.

How to Defend Yourself against a Knife Attack

Gavin: Okay, come at me.

[Attacker, dressed in black—complete with a black kerchief masking the lower half of her face—approaches]

So, first thing you want to do is get the knife out of their hand. That's an incredibly important detail. So you grab… You put your arms up like this and you want to avoid the knife. So when they attack you, you want to grab this hand [grabs the attacker's hand, the one holding the knife]—okay?—hit the knife like that [strikes the back of the hand with the knife], and try to chop the back of the hand (because you don't have a wall nearby). You want to chop the back of the hand until the knife comes out. If that doesn't work [and it doesn't in this case], you want to shake it as much as possible.

Ideally, that will shake off their mask, identifying them, but, then, you want to continue to shake it as much as you possibly can.…

Of course, if your attacker turns out to be as cute as this one, you are done for.