“Works Every Time”

There's nothing worse around the holidays than getting a cold. You got a sore throat, coughing up all kinds of shit, just generally feeling sick as a goddamn dog: Well, we've got something you need to get.

You've heard of Colt .45 malt liquor. Well, now there's this: New Colt 45D, the newest cough-and-cold formula on the market today.

At the first sign of a cold, just suck down a six pack. In no time flat, you're back on your feet, baby.

“D” stands for decongest, deconstruct, and de-goddamn-feat that nasty-ass holiday cold. And have a good-goddamn-time doing it.

Don't believe me? Then, listen to the original “D,” Billy Dee Williams:

Billy Dee Williams : You drink a six pack of Colt .45D, I personally guarantee it won't make you forget you have a cold. You just won't give a shit, anymore.

Fuck Ny-Quil! Fuck Robitussin! Vick's Vapor Rub can kiss my big, black ass.

Colt .45D: It ain't just for black folks anymore.