It's Wrong to Revel in the Suffering of Others. On the Other Hand, Everyone Should Have a Hobby

Janice: Put your head back. Feet on the rail. [Italics mine, because this is critical information. In fact, when the kid looks back on this video, he'll see that not heeding this advice is where he went wrong.]

[Ride begins.]

Kid: (Screamed over Janice's gleeful cackling) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWW! HELP ME! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT, JANICE! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! ST-STOP IT!

Janice: (Continued Cackling)

Kid: Janice, I've fallen. [Should've listened to Janice and put your feet on the rail.] Janice, I've fallen. Please, I'm stuck. [Janice laughing heavily, on the verge of wetting herself, offers a token of support.] Janice, I'm stuck. OW! This hurts. [Laughing continues.] This hurts. [Janice throws head back, and laughs some more.] This hurts. This hurts. This hurts. It's not funny. [Janice continues laughing.] It hurts. Janice, it ain't funny. Ow.


Janice, you are one sick puppy. If you're ever in Seattle, give me a call. I think we could have something beautiful together.